1. I was very surprised by tonight’s ending. I mean, I didn’t really watch the show, but he picked the annoying young sorority-esque girl over my original bet. (OK yeah, I guess I’m just annoyed that I lost my bet and now owe Emily a pair of socks.) It seems like people on the bachelor always pick the people who seem wrong for them (and one time that actually was the case, and the dude pulled an Indian giver move and changed his mind). Oh well, I guess stuff like that happens in real life too sometimes I guess.
2. I think I’m going to drop out of dental school, hit the gym hardcore, invest in a few plastic surgeries, and get myself on the next Bachelorette. I don’t really want to get married at the moment, but it would be freaking sweet to get to go on vacation for a month or two and have a flock of hot guys swooning over me. On this past season they got to ride on a Pirate ship! I want to do that! They also ride in helicopters all of the time, go to tropical paradises, and travel all over the world. And then afterwards, when I too probably pick the wrong guy just like everyone on TV always seems to, I can thwart my heartache with a fun stint on Dancing with the Stars and other random reality variety shows.
